Sunday, July 21, 2013

Twit-fic!

Writing a Google Glass hypnotizing plugin is easy. That's why a nerd succeeded where so many mad scientists had failed.

Twit-fic!

The Google Glass "From Beyond" plugin was popular at first but the coder forgot that if we can see them they can see us too.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Twit-fic!

Boredom is the curse of an immortal. To save my sanity I die vicariously through the fear and pain of creatures I destroy.

Twit-fic!

Discovery of the multiverse ended the science vs. religion debate. Gibbering scientists became Azathoth's priests.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Twit-fic!

After spending several days browsing Facebook, God decided that he finally had enough information to judge humanity.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Twit-fic!

A blast shattered the disco, yet the dancers kept lurching as the PA pounded out "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali-i-i-i-ive"