The Secret

For most of my life I thought that I was dumb.

I just couldn't understand why people did what they did. They had confidence and were more secure in their beliefs than me. I grew up thinking that everyone knew secrets I was was too stupid to understand.

I wanted to know the secrets too so I set upon a lifetime of study. I greedily devoured every subject that I could find.

While studying arcane mysteries, a light came on. I finally understood life's great secret.

And now you can know it too.

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