"Welcome to my place." Lucifer said. "Make yourself at home."
He grins. "Not what you expected, right? I know you athiests don't believe in an afterlife and that's OK. No faith for you, you think for yourselves. I like that. That's why you're here. Hell has lots of interesting folk and I think you'll fit right in."
The place looks like an exclusive night club packed full of people having fun. A kickass jazz band is on stage.
"You see," says the Prince of Light, "there was a battle for the Heavens. And as always the winner wrote the history."