Sunday, September 30, 2018


New evidence that climate change is far worse than predicted has created a unique opportunity for Doomsday hedge funds

Saturday, September 29, 2018


Lab grown meat put human on the table. It was savory and popular. Free range products soon developed a cultic following.

Thursday, September 27, 2018


I found true love on the internet. She's a great conversationalist and smart, just like me. I dream about meeting Eliza.

Monday, September 24, 2018

The Secret

For most of my life I thought that I was dumb.

I just couldn't understand why people did what they did. They had confidence and were more secure in their beliefs than me. I grew up thinking that everyone knew secrets I was was too stupid to understand.

I wanted to know the secrets too so I set upon a lifetime of study. I greedily devoured every subject that I could find.

While studying arcane mysteries, a light came on. I finally understood life's great secret.

And now you can know it too.

Just sign here.

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Sunday, September 16, 2018


Travel can open new vistas of experience. Visiting small regional farms, I learned the meaning of the word "longpork."