The Buddha said, "You've come to ask me the secrets of life and the universe.
How do I know? You've come many times before.
Our world dies and is reborn as regularly as the moon follows the sun.
I alone remember.
Existence is a cosmic horror. We live to fight. We die only to be reborn, forever trapped on the wheel of karma.
Listen and teach others. Only then can we break the cycle and find nirvana."
"What a crappy video game." Billy said. "All my warriors just sit there and go 'Om.'"
He chucked the cartridge into the trash.