Answering the door, Jeff found two men standing on his porch.
"Mr. Harrison?" said the first. "We are here on behalf of the man in black. We've come to collect your soul."
"My soul?" Jeff stared at them in disbelief.
"Yes sir." The man produced a tablet computer. "Are you jeffinsalemmass? Here on Facebook you compare our products to Android in a negative light."
"Yes, that's my post." said Jeff.
"You did accept the standard user's agreements when you joined the Apple Developer's Connection."
Walking back to their car, the second man said, "They never ever read the fine print."