I was using my laptop at Starbucks when the men in black sat next to me.
"We're here tell you that we've monitored your on-line comments for some time now." the taller one said. "You've done a remarkable job of discovering the truth about humanity's hidden masters. Yes, collapse is coming. Famine and war will follow."
"Why are you telling me this?" I asked. "What happens now? Do I disappear?"
"No," said the second man. "just keep doing what you're doing. Conspiracy theorists are our best allies. Nobody ever believes them."
They stood. "We just wanted to fuck with you."