"He may not look like it," Sam said, "but this little guy's a big money maker. Our clients sell big ticket items. Research demonstrates that when people are depressed they can dramatically overspend on a product."
The puppy was adorable. Sam hit it with a hammer. It yelped then lay twitching. Blood trickled from it's mouth.
"Joey has an advanced polymar construction over a titanium frame. This resets him"
Sam pressed a button on a remote. The dog sat up, it's tail wagging.
"and this button makes Joey run under a moving car. Think of it as priming the sale."