In all her years on Earth, and yes she has seen many of them, Val never experienced anything as wonderful or convenient as the internet.
Facebook is her favorite. She has cultivated many Facebook friends and she shares with them many pictures of her beautiful home. Val's Facebook friends all know that she lives alone.
Sometimes she places a diamond necklace or other valuables, seemingly carelessly, for the camera's eye.
The beauty of it is that the food always comes at night, and no questions are ever asked.
Technology is wonderful, Val muses, but sometimes she still misses the hunt.