Bernard Madoff was surprised to find himself standing in front of the Prince of Darkness. Even more surprising, he was in a classy executive suite. Satan had the look of senior management and was wearing a very nice italian suit.
"Expecting fire and brimstone, Bernie?" asked Satan. "Not to worry, that's for the rabble." He continued, "I think I have just the position for a man of your talents during your stay with us."
Madoff was soon on his new job. As his first customers entered through the automatic doors he gave them a smile and said "Welcome to Walmart!"