Thursday, November 12, 2009

Bernie's Retirement

Bernard Madoff was surprised to find himself standing in front of the Prince of Darkness. Even more surprising, he was in a classy executive suite. Satan had the look of senior management and was wearing a very nice italian suit.

"Expecting fire and brimstone, Bernie?" asked Satan. "Not to worry, that's for the rabble." He continued, "I think I have just the position for a man of your talents during your stay with us."

Madoff was soon on his new job. As his first customers entered through the automatic doors he gave them a smile and said "Welcome to Walmart!"

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