Janet was driving down CR672 when her headlights illuminated a kitten on the road. It ran from her car into the darkness.
She pulled over, got out of her car and started to call "Here kitty kitty." She heard a tiny cry in response.
Shining a flashlight into the tall grass Janet saw a tiny black and white kitten with big round eyes looking back at her. It didn't try to run, it just sat and cried. It started purring when she picked it up.
As Janet carried the demonic kitten to her car it thought, "Got you now, suckah."