Tommy sat in the woods alone. Suddenly he became aware of a loud throbbing sound and he saw a flying saucer descending.
It was thirty feet across and topped with a glass dome full of greenish gas. Tommy saw the silhouette of a man in the gas. The UFO hovered and a hatch opened from it's bottom.
As Tommy leapt to his feet the saucer shot straight up into the sky. An instant later it was gone.
Tommy took another huff from his bag of model airplane glue and thought "nobody's gonna believe THAT."